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More Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

If our first collection of Xmas knock knock jokes didn't have you rolling on the floor, while crying happy tears, then this batch may jut do the trick. They're just as horribly punny as the first set, but they're hard to resist. The more of these you learn before heading in to school, the office or your family Christmas lunch this year, the better prepared you'll be to become the life of the party.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work. :)
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Santa.
Interru- [now interrupt quickly]
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! :)
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those Christmas presents!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present, please.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present! (triple pun for the win! :))
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys finally Christmas. You?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one's at the door.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your gift!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kanye.
Kanye who?
Kanye help untangle my Christmas lights?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita ride, Rudolph.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can't hold it in any longer.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents, and you'll be in trouble
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for cocoa and cookies.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
Hosanna gonna fit down your chimney this Christmas?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
 


 


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