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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

If you've been scouring the web for the best Christmas knock-knock jokes, look no further. You've stumbled upon a collection that equal parts hilarious and groan-inducing. Whether you're brushing up on your personal stash of dad jokes, or looking to make a classroom of youngsters roll their eyes while giggling uncontrollably, these are the jokes for you. Have fun!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again, will you let me in?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule know when you open the door.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake Christmas cookies?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmas time, don't you?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for spending Christmas with me. <3
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully - it's a present!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole me when Santa's on his way.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
A Wayne in a manger...
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I've forgotten my name again.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary and Abby
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you're really excited about Christmas!
 


 


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