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Quick Christmas One-Liners #5

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.

Some of these new toys are so creative and inventive. This year they have a Neurotic Doll. It's wound up already.

Question:Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Answer: Because he has private elf care!

Question:How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Answer: "Fleece Navidad!"



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