Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
I know. I know. People say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger!
Santa Claus sure is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still being able to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna."
Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a clearance sale.
Question:What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Answer: "Do you smell carrots?"
Question:What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Answer: Wrap music!