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Christmas Dad Jokes

If you like your Christmas jokes with a side-serving of eye roll, then this is the collection for you. No-one tells cringeworthy gags quite as well as daggy dads, as these jokes attest:

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?

What do elves post on Social Media?

What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrots?"

Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his "wrapping" skills!

Why was the math book sad during Christmas?
It had too many problems.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the hairdresser?
It needed a little trim!

What do sheep say during the holidays?
"Fleece Navidad!"

What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
Icing and gumdrops!

What says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?
Santa walking backward!

How does a snowman get around town?
By riding his icicle.

Why don't Christmas trees knit?
Because they always drop their needles!


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