Quick One-Liners #4Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental. I know. I know. People say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger! Santa Claus sure is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still being able to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna." Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a clearance sale.
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