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Quick One-Liners #4

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

I know. I know. People say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger!

Santa Claus sure is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still being able to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna."

Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a clearance sale.
 

 


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