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Christmas Pick-Up Lines

Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.

If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you.

Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.

Forget the nice list; I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!


 


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