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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully - it's a present!
 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
A Wayne in a manger...
 


 


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